Comments on: Guest Blog to Fat Post: Danny Pudge

By: Dirty Little Secrets

Dirty Little Secrets — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:55:54 +0000

[...] Last night I bought the domain name for the new site I mentioned previously on Selfish. I’m not going to tell you what it is just yet, not because it’s a secret but more because it’ll probably be another few weeks before I can do anything with it. And I’m not trying to build up the excitement here, I just wanted to let you know I’m making progress and not just sitting on my backside stuffing my face with chocolate cake. [...]

By: Bill Dueease

Bill Dueease — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:56:25 +0000

Can I use MASS EATING CONTROL 2.0 to fatten up my dogs? They are too skinny, and never gain weight, no matter what I feed them. Think of the money-making possibilities to see 2.0 fatten up all of those dogs!

By: Urban Panther

Urban Panther — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:01:29 +0000

@Tim - if it makes you feel any better, I always knew you were a sham *wicked grin* Urban Panther’s last blog post..Conversations

By: Patricia

Patricia — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:10:26 +0000

Wow I have lost so much money on scam products and pills and I could have just been using that for M&Ms and pizza and OH OH OH Dooooooo NUTS!
I have just been wasting myself and my energies – I am supposed to be wise…
Oh Danny Boy, Oh Danny Boy…where have you been?

There is hope, there is hope….Praise the Lord! Oh Lordy I do see the light and the error of my ways!

Patricia’s last blog post..Heeheehee!

By: Writer Dad

Writer Dad — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:13:02 +0000

Finally Danny, someone who says it like it is. You spit the future, my man. Thin is yesterday, thick is tomorrow. I live in LA and I’m sick and tired of walking down streets where everyone is sculpted to perfection. It’s like they schedule their days around healthy eating and exercise. When do they ever have time to just TV and do nothing? I used to be part of the rat race, running round the track each and every day. I’d go to the gym, mind what I was eating, and run around with toddlers all day long. I just couldn’t keep the calories from burning.

NO MORE!

Now I sit in a chair all day while eating peanut M&M’s. I haven’t weighed this much since I was nineteen years old. I can only wear pajama bottoms now and when I go outside the house, I have to wear a baggy top that covers my unbuttoned pants. I’m aiming for an even hundred pound gain by Thanksgiving, but I plan to add at LEAST a pound per day between turkey day and present day (I’m asking Santa for a pallet of cheese).

Thank you, Danny Pudge for making me feel like I don’t have to be alone.

By: Tim Brownson

Tim Brownson — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:00:52 +0000

I feel small and insignificant now.

I realize I’m a sham of a life coach. I did have 2 beers last night, but then I stopped because I didn’t want to feel crap today. I’m sorry.

I tried dabbling in drugs and loose women but the loose women took the drugs and then stood there laughing at me as I treid to tell them about the evil of drugs.

I even found myself at the gym the other day. I’d intended going for an 18″ pizza with a cheese filled crust , deep fried then dipped in chocolate, wrapped in pastry and sprinkled with sausage, and I have no idea what went wrong.

I often find sweaty socks hidden in my car, empty bottles of mineral water and I can run up several flights of stairs without having to stop and whilst panting like an 80 year old with bronchitis proclaim “F*&k me these stairs are steeper than last time, get me one of them Thora Hird chairlifts and I can eat a packed lunch from Dunkin Donuts on me way up” Shortly before throwing up 17 Big Macs, a party bucket of KFC wings and 164 ounces of Coke.

I feel lost and a failure Danny, is there any hope for me? I love ya man!

Tim Brownson’s last blog post..Life Coaching To Be Banned

By: DannyPudge

DannyPudge — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 09:10:18 +0000

Thanks, it was a blast writing this post for you guys. That Dave Fowler was holding you back! He was way too concerned with being “thing” like a Nancy Boy. Only now that this site is free of his bad influences can you all get to gigantic proportions.

Thanks again, and I will be answering any questions anyone has in this post. Maybe I’ll bless you with another guest post answering fitness questions, if you like.

By: Tara Cain

Tara Cain — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 09:01:00 +0000

Ye gods, the man’s a genius.
So inspirational, such a stud muffin. Reminds me of the days Dave Fowler used to get his kit off on this site . . . .