The Blog To Fat Wednesday Weigh In, April 1, 2009
Get Fat not fit
Losing weight and getting fit is hard work. It’s boring, it’s depressing and it takes over your life.
How many times have you eaten a slice of cake only to berate yourself because you haven’t exercised enough to warrant eating it?
Why feel guilty for enjoying food? Why feel guilty for enjoying your life? Guilt is for people who don’t enjoy their lives.
I Say NO MORE GUILT.
I intend to SEIZE THE DAY… and some candy and donuts while I’m at it.
I’m fed up of only being able to sniff at a chocolate bar or limit myself to one biscuit – per year.
I’m fed up with being asked ‘how’s the diet going?’ ‘have you lost any weight yet?’
blah blah blah.
There is a global trend towards being overweight now. From celebrities like Kirstie Alley to normal everyday billionaire talk show hosts like Oprah, more and more people are expanding and do you know what?
I don’t want to be left out.
I want to be in with the in crowd not the thin crowd! So I’m going to just go ahead and eat. Bigger IS better! And get this, we have a head start on the new trend because we’re already fat! Our new goal is to lead the herd and be as BIG AS WE CAN!
So starting this week, we here at Blog To Fit Fat are taking our site in a new direction. We have a great week lined up for you with posts on Thursday, Friday and Monday and Tuesday of next week before our next Wednesday Weigh-In.
So be sure to come back tomorrow!
I’d like to thank our newest sponsor, M&M Diet (not to be confused with M&M’s). You won’t believe how hard it was to get sponsors before, what with all the weight loss sites out there competing for advertising dollars.
Fortunately, with this new format, we’ve got several lined up and can finally cash in!
Meet Sarah, who before the M&M Diet, weighed only 130 pounds. Now, just FOUR DAYS LATER, she is a hefty 375 pounds!
Now, for the weekly Wednesday Weigh-In
Tara Cain
I’ve gorged all week. This is my new plan. I have been deliriously happy throwing takeaways, chocolate cake, biscuits and crisps down my neck. I was even happier when I decided that I would stop all exercise to see how it made me feel. And I have to say, I’ve never felt happier.
What the hell was I doing with all that giving up refined sugar for Lent nonsense? Really, life’s too bloody short.
The stats:
- Starting weight Wed. Nov.19: 168 lbs.
- Goal weight: 140 lbs.
- Weight last week: 162 lbs.
- Weight today: 172lbs
- Amount gained this week: 10lb
David Wright
Now, THIS is more like it!
McDonald’s welcomed me back with open arms this week as I fell, no, JUMPED off the diet bandwagon!
I had a Number 10, a Number 4 and two Cokes to wash it down. And that was just breakfast. God, it felt good! My body welcomed the chemicals it had so sorely missed. I’m pretty sure my fat cells did a little dance of joy, glad to be fed once again.
Unfortunately, I got a late start on this new Un-diet, and ONLY gained 2 pounds. I know I can do better next week!
No, I WILL DO BETTER next week.
The stats: David Wright
- Starting weight Wed. Nov.19: 350 lbs.
- Goal weight: 250 lbs.
- Weight last week: 328 lbs.
- Weight today: 330 lbs.
- Amount gained this week: 2 lbs.
- Total lost since Nov. 19: 22 pounds
Now it’s your turn. Share your success (or setback) story with us and remember to come back tomorrow. Also, please tweet us on Twitter, and help spread the word while we spread our midsections.
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I started out kinda weak, I mean I only polished off a plate of pancakes and a handful of waffles on Monday morning. By Wednesday, I was doing that plus getting a dozen donuts on the way to school. And then the way home. I was sliding down the roller coaster when I added the four o’clock pre-dinner milkshake to the routine. Since I don’t like going to the Taco Bell/KFC/Pizza Hut every night, Cindy was making me a trio of pasta dishes by Friday.
I don’t know how much I gained but I lost four buttons.
Writer Dad’s last blog post..Skipping Rope
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David Wright Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:31 am
Soon, my son, you can be as fat as me! You just have to WANT it.
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Tara Cain Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:40 am
Wow. I bow to your superior gorging skills.
Will aim to work my way up to a dozen donuts . . . I’m plateauing (?) out at around 5.
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Oh, this is precious. I LOVE the befores and afters.
Your new motto could be “Yes, we can”.
Barbara Swafford’s last blog post..When A Picture Speaks 1000 Words
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David Wright Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:31 am
Yes, the M&M Diet works all sorts of miraculous wonders!
Thanks, I’m glad you like our blog’s new direction.
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Ah, the inevitable April Fool’s post. You had me for a few paragraphs before I remembered the date.
Orchid64’s last blog post..Snow Brand Salami Baby Cheese
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David Wright Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:33 am
Huh? This isn’t a joke. We here at Blog To Fit take fatness seriously and would never joke about such things.
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Now THIS is a diet I could really get behind! At least for the months of April and December when I toss ‘healthy’ out the window and invite CHOCOLATE into my life with warm gooey kisses. 10 months of torture for 2 months of salivation. And best thing about Blog to Fat is it’s so EASY! It’s really hard work to eat right, exercise, and lose weight but putting weight on is simple.
It’s a shame you’ll have to put everything back tomorrow. lol
Rebecca Laffar-Smith’s last blog post..Sit. Write. – The No-Distractions BIC Technique
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David Wright Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:35 am
You won’t have to toss healthy out the window if you never let it in to begin with. Come on, let this be the year that we say NO to all those “healthy” things.
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Jeez! I guess I must have missed the memo!
I totally starved myself and lost 15 lbs.
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David Wright Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:36 am
Mike, Mike, Mike. that is shameful! Now you are further behind the group! Come on, man, YOU CAN DO IT!
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Mike Goad Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:39 pm
OK…, so I exaggerated a
littlelot. I only lost 2 lbs., so I’m less further behind.Mike Goad’s last blog post..Wednesday Weigh-In for April 1, 2009
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Hahaha! This was the laugh I needed the morning! This is priceless.
Deconstructing Jen’s last blog post..vampires, squirrels and a haz-mat suit
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David Wright Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:37 am
Well, I hope you were laughing over a plate of pancakes, sausage and eggs, young lady!
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Holy shit, the M&M Diet turns you white too!
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David Wright Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:38 am
While they technically melt in your mouth, the dyes sometimes leak out to your skin.
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You guys are hilarious! You had me for a minute…
Any story I would have to share definately could not compete!
Thanks for the inspiration. I really look froward to your posts. ‘Get fat not fit’ was how I lived my life for far too long! It’s nice to know there are others out there trying to switch it around as well. We’re all in this together, right!?
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David Wright Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:38 am
Tomorrow’s post is up now. We look forward to seeing more of you at Blog To Fat!
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Not only did “Sarah” gain weight … but she CHANGED ethnicity too! WOW!!! Such good stuff. I’m laughing so hard right now.
~beth’s last blog post..Top Ten Fictional Places
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David Wright Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:39 am
It’s not kind to laugh at people with eating disorders. These poor people who CANNOT gain weight deserve your sympathy not your derisive laughter! Shame, shame, shame on you!
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Tara Cain Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:44 am
Now now, calm down Dave. I know this is something you feel very passionate about but you must not let it eat you up. Stress can make you lose weight, and you don’t want any of that nonsense.
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Wow. I switched gears this past week, and we are in sync!
I’ve been eating high fat all week (mostly good fats) to try to replenish my body after finishing the “extreme diet” I was on. Over the past week, 57% of my calories have been fat! No, really!
Up 2 pounds from last week, but my lean body mass index is up (which is good).
Sorry, Tara. I didn’t join you this week on a sugar binge, though.
Great post!!!
FatLossChronicles’s last blog post..Post HCG Diet – Week 1
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David Wright Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:40 am
See, I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! You just have to put one fork in front of the other.
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Ohhh, Ben and Jerry’s Cookie Dough Ice Cream was half price at the local shop today…will consume ASAP, I feel the need to demonstrate my solidarity
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David Wright Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:42 am
Target had my favorite ice cream, New York Style Vanilla on clearance for $1.20! I bought 25 half gallons!
Not sure why it’s called New York Style Vanilla, though. I don’t see any hooker or gun-shaped marshmallows.
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Tara Cain Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:45 am
Go on Katherine, that’s the kind of fighting talk we like.
I’ll eat a whole box of chocolate fingers to join in.
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I almost forget that it was 4/1. Holy crap good one. I need to get my ass back in gear. I have put my pounds back on. I was doing so well. Argh!!!!
DC Urban Dad’s last blog post..What the f**k Wednesday
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David Wright Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:42 am
Don’t worry, you can gain more! We’re right here with you!
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Too busy gorging myself with cake to post my weight…
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David Wright Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:43 am
No fair, gotta share!
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Thank you this gave me chuckle power…I called the Dr. and took myself off this new medication…I really did gain 18 pounds over the last couple of week…plus had headaches, muscle spasms, and about 2 type written pages of side effects…I truly may have to kill myself to loose any weight now?
Patricia’s last blog post..Heeheehee!
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I’m with Mike! I missed the memo. Well, I shall make up for it by drinking copious amounts of wine all weekend. I’ll be fat AND happy. Or, quoting my daughters, who are likely quoting some TV show (Family Guy, I think), FAT and SASSY.
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Yeah, you got me for a couple of paragraphs! I was about to send you a nasty email!
I am only a pound and a half from my 50 lb. weight loss mark. Twenty more to go after that if I can stand it!
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